Need Engineer Jokes

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Q. If anyone knows of a list of engineering jokes please give me some information or post them.

A. -There are some enginineer jokes in the Science Jokes collection, especially in section =5. "The mathematician, the physicist and the engineer (and others)". There are some others marked with a `E' in the header of the joke. You can find the science jokes in the following places: FTP: ftp://ftp.in.umist.ac.uk/pub/Text/scijokes.zip FTP: ftp://ftp.princeton.edu/pub/sciencejokes.tar.gz WWW: http://www.fys.ruu.nl/~nienhuys/scijokes/ WWW: http://www.princeton.edu/~pemayer/ScienceJokes.html A few years ago someone started a engineer joke webpage, but I never heard anything about how it came out. - An engineer walks into a pub with a dog shit in his hand and says, "Look what I almost stepped in!".

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